| SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA FREEWAY SCHEDULE | ||
|---|---|---|
| Monday: | Small Arms Only | = .38 caliber & under |
| Tuesday: | Ladies Shotgun Day | |
| Wednesday: | Men's Large Caliber | = Scoped rifles only |
| Thrusday: | Automatic Weapon Day | |
| Friday: | Cannon & Bazooka Day | = Hand grenades Okay (morning only) |
| Saturday: | Mens' & Women's Open | = Competition for prizes (Most cars, highest total value) |
| Sunday: | Gun Cleaning Day | = Slingshots, squirt guns, gestures of profanity. NO thrown objects!) |
| If you're planning a trip to Southern California, please arm yourself according to the above schedule. Failure to comply will suspend you from freeway use. Additional violations will result in revocation of use of freeways and permanent placement on a L.A. Rapid Transit District bus. |
| SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA FREEWAY AUTHORITY | |
|---|---|
| 1-800-SUR-SHOT | |
| L.A./Long Beach: | 1-213-TAR-GETS |
| San Fernando Valley: | 1-818-BUL-LETS |
| Orange County: | 1-714-HAND-GUN |
| San Diego: | 1-619-WEA-PONS |